you make it to the final round on who wants to be a millionaire and the $1,000,000 question is
ok do u finger urself
a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption
one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan
years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal
he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”
You know what would have been funny?
Me driving a big truck with a manual transmission full of my stuff, bouncing and lurching down the QEII on my way to Edmonton.
Thank fucking goodness it ended up being an automatic.